apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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