I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
