oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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