Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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