dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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