I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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