Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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