i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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