is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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