so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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