do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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