If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just found puke in my bra..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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