I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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