He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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