hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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