Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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