Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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