therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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