You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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