its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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