Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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