I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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