Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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