the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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