Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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