If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize