And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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