I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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