That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Then you guys just all showered together...?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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