First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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