dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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