You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
