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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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