Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you win again, gameday.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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