I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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