what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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