CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
