4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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