i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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