I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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