Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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