You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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