This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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