Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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