Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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