am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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