you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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