I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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