We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We had sex on a dog bed..
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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