Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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