i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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