I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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