Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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