I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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