But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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