nutella sex= disaster
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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